Non-sequitur

I hereby declare that I am the first person* to publicly refer to Intelligent Design as Creationism's "retarded kid brother," and that as such, I am entitled to royalties for any and all future uses of that turn of phrase by other persons.

*Not ONLY did I try a Google search for "'retarded kid brother' + 'intelligent design'," only to come up empty, but I ALSO tried with the search term "'retarded little brother' + 'intelligent design'." So there.